Contracts

Obtainment

To get faustian contracts, you need to roll traitor chaplain and buy it for 8 TC. It'll spawn a briefcase with pens and contracts inside. Pens and the Briefcase have their damage scale with amount of souls, and at 10 souls; the briefcase gains the hulk/wrestler backfist. To gain new contracts you can use your ability to spawn new ones in exchange of souls.

Contracts

Icon	Contract name	Uses	Contract Description	Contract Effects
	Satan	2	A contract that promises to bestow upon whoever signs it near immortality, great power and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.	Un-equips everything the victim is wearing and Cluwnes them.
	Super Yeti	1	A contract that promises to bestow upon whoever signs it near infinite power, an unending hunger, and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.	Party gibs the victim and turn them into a Super-Yeti.
	Macho	1	A contract that promises to bestow upon who-ever signs it everlasting machismo, drugs, some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.	Forces the victim to un-equip all items and turns them into a Machoman with stims.
	Wrestle	2	A contract that promises to bestow upon whomever signs it athletic prowess, showmanship, and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.	Makes the victim a wrestler, gives the traits addict, clutz, leftfeet and nervous and 1-75u of Meth, LSD and Crank.
	Genetic	Infinite	A contract that promises to unlock the hidden-potential of whomever signs it	Activates all genes in the "Signers" gene pool and gives them mutagentic field with a 5% chance to make the victim have the same immortality as found on lava moon.
	Mummy (infinite uses)	Infinite	A contract that promises to turn whomever signs it into a mummy. That's it. No tricks.	Turns the victim into a mummy and covers them in bandages before putting 300u formaldehyde into them. Has a 10% chance to drop all organs, instantly killing the victim.
	Mummy (three uses)	1	A contract that promises to turn whomever signs it into a mummy. That's it. No tricks.	Turns the victim into a mummy and covers them in bandages before putting 300u formaldehyde into them. Drops all organs, instantly killing the victim.
	Vampire	1	A contract that promises to bestow upon whomever signs it near immortality, great power, and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read. There's some warning about not using this one in the chapel written on the back.	Turns the victim into a non antagonist vampire, unless they were already an antagonist before.
	Bee	Infinite	This contract promises to bestow bees upon whomever signs it. Unlimited bees.	Gives the victim the drunk bee genenetic effect, creating a swarm of bees around them, and occasionally barfing up bees.
	Krampus	1	This contract smells of meat and ghosts.	Turns the victim into Krampus.
	Chemical	Infinite	This contract is adorned with a crude drawing of a werewolf imploding into a pile flaming spiders. What the hell?	Adds a mutation that adds random chemicals to the victims bloodstream.
	Limbs	Infinite	This contract is really just a sketch of one of those inflatable air tube dancer things you see near used pod dealerships with some signature fields tacked onto the bottom.	Randomizes the victims limb types every few seconds.
	Juggle	1	It's a piece of paper with a portrait of a person juggling skulls. Something about this image is both vaguely familiar and deeply unsettling.	Allows the victim to juggle items. Also forcing them to juggle any items in hand randomly.
	Rested	Infinite	This contract promises to keep whomever signs it healthy and well rested.	Makes the "Signer" have super regeneration and produce healing chemicals, but gives them narcolepsy.
	Hair	Infinite	This contract promises to make the undersigned individual have supernaturally fantastic and incredibly novel hair.	Gives the victim Stable Omega Hairgrownium
	Greed	Infinite	This contract is positively covered in dollar signs.	90% chance to spawn money, 10% chance to turn the victim into gold.
	Eldritch Tome	1	An ancient tome filled with nearly in decipherable scrawl. You can just barely make out something about horses, signatures, and souls. It seems like it might be some kind of bizarre doomsday prophecy.	Takes 15 souls away and spawns the Y-Drone, also makes victim explode on death. When signed, forces the faustian to take 80 brain damage, constantly stutter, and only be able to say "NEIGH!" It changes their job and name to "Horse," grants them a Cluwne laugh, Gives them the "Clumsy" Bio-Effect. Gives them a 66% misstep, And Additionally, it removes their suit and mask.