Jobs

Note

Make whatever you want, as long as it follows the rules

Civilian

Icon	Job Title	Difficulty	Info	Access
	Staff Assistant	Easy	The greytide, The veteran, or the newbee, Either running around not knowing how to punch, or they're played by veterans who beat in antagonists skulls. You'll often find them dead 4 minutes in because they didn't roll Antagonist.	Maintenance, Technical Storage.
	Chef	Easy/Hard	Spawn 10 monkeys from a vendor, die immediately, come back and try again. or make a deluxe 5 star meal.	Kitchen.
	Bartender	Easy/Hard	Play Russian roulette and lose, Shoot drunks in your bar, serve vomit and mercury to the Captain, Or make the Fun Stuff.	Bar.
	Botanist	Easy/Medium	Smoke weed, get killed by some Alien Freak, Proceed to hotbox shuttle.	Hydroponics, Maintenance.
	Rancher	Medium/Very Hard	Learn how to make chickens, Make a dragon chicken, have them die to an Arcfiend or Radstorm	Hydroponics, Maintenance, Ranch.
	Janitor	Easy	Fill every spot of your backpack up with cleaning tools, Drag your mop bucket and have it pushed away, go back to the jani-cart and have it stolen, Give up and walk into the crusher unit after a long day of work.	Maintenance, Morgue, Crematorium, Janitorial Equipment, Medical.
	Chaplain	Easy	Powergame with faith, murder most Monsters or Magical Beings because of your Special training, Don't be there when the time comes to incinerate the Changeling, and spend all your time on doing Rituals	Chaplain's Office, Crematorium, Morgue.
	Mail Courier	Easy	Wait happily outside of the Quartermasters Office, Get mail, Find out nobody wants it, then die to the traitor you were giving mail.	Technical Storage, Cargo Bay, Medical, Research Foyer, Research Sector, Bridge.
	Clown	Easy	The second biggest joke in the game, other then you. Wanna do surgery? MALPRACTICE, Rolled Revolutionary? Flash yourself 20 times then get beat. End up dying from your own banana peel and Lube	Maintenance.