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Traders

2026-06-16T05:28:14Z

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= Traders =
=== Clack Hat===

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'''Clack hat''' 
Location: 180, 107, Z3 
At: ''Debris field, skeleton outpost''

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Bandana
| 300 C
|-
| Beret
| 300 C
|-
| Space Helmet
| 600 C
|-
| Red Space Helmet
| 600 C
|-
| Pink Wizard Hat
| 600 C
|-
| Purple Butt Hat
| 600C
|-
| Daily Special
| 600C
|-
| Laurels
| 1200 C
|-
| Personal Laptop
| 1200C
|}

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| HoS Beret
| 10000 C
|}
|}

Traders are found through out the station and various Z-Levels, Who can buy certain items off you, or sell you items in exchange for credits.

== Station ==

For traders found on the station and or the station's Z-Level.

=== Geoff Honkington ===

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! colspan="2" style="background:#f0a8a8; color:black; padding:8px;" |

[[File:GeoffHonkington64x64.png|64px]]

'''Geoff Honkington''' 
Location: Clown Hole 
At: ''Station''

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#fcdcdc; color:black;"
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! style="background:#f0a8a8; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#f0a8a8; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Bee Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Monkey Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Guardbuddy Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Meth Scientist Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Red Alien Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Victorian Candy Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Anime Martial Artist Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Light Cyborg Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Revolutionary Costume Set
| 300 C
|-
| Roller Disco Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Werewolf Costume
| 600 C
|-
| Vampire Costume
| 600 C
|-
| Abomination Costume
| 600 C
|-
| Hotdog Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Purple Witch Costume Set
| 600 C
|-
| Mint Witch Costume Set
| 600 C
|-
| Mime Clothes
| 150 C
|-
| Alternate Mime Clothes
| 150 C
|-
| Jester Costume Set
| 300 C
|-
| Bag-uette
| 600 C
|-
| Bearpack
| 600 C
|-
| Brown Turtle Shell Backpack
| 600 C
|-
| Green Turtle Shell Backpack
| 600 C
|-
| Box of Balloons
| 30 C
|-
| Box of Crayons
| 30 C
|-
| Box of Googly Eyes
| 30 C
|-
| Box of Angry Googly eyes
| 30 C
|-
| Toy Gun
| 75 C
|-
| Foam Darts
| 30 C
|-
| C-Sabre
| 150 C
|-
| Circus board
| 150 C
|-
| Pie Tool Module
| 300 C
|-
| Box of Laughs
| 1 C
|-
| Circus AI Parts
| 600 C
|-
| Mime AI Parts
| 600 C
|-
| Foam Dart Grenade
| 150 C
|-
| Rabbit Suit
| 150 C
|}

| style="vertical-align:top;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#fcdcdc; color:black;"
|-
! style="background:#f0a8a8; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#f0a8a8; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| Gold Bullion
| 10000 C
|}
|}

=== C.A.R.L ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#cf5151;"
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! colspan="2" style="background:#c44343; color:black; padding:8px;" |

[[File:Carl64x64.png|64px]]

'''C.A.R.L.''' 
Location: Listening Post 
At: ''Station Z Level''

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#e65c5c; color:black; margin:0;"
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! style="background:#c44343; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#c44343; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Scary Gasmask
| 1200 C
|-
| Spy Sticker Kit
| 600 C
|-
| 12ga Flare Shells
| 5000 C
|-
| High-Capacity Power Cell
| 5000 C
|-
| Medusa Stealth System 300
| 25000 C
|-
| Syndicate Pod Armor
| 5000 C
|-
| Ballistic System
| 25000 C
|-
| 40mm Assault Platform
| 50000 C
|-
| 40mm HE Ammunition
| 25000 C
|-
| Red AI Kit
| 1200 C
|-
| Armored Spacesuit
| 25000 C
|-
| Armored Helmet
| 25000 C
|-
| Holographic Disguiser
| 5000 C
|-
| 12ga AEX ammo
| 5000 C
|-
| Illegal Headset
| 600 C
|-
| Radio Jammer
| 600 C
|-
| Stealth Storage
| 600 C
|-
| Voice Changer
| 600 C
|-
| Torpedo (Water Map Only)
| 5000 C
|}

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#e65c5c; color:black; margin:0 0 15px 0;"
|-
! style="background:#c44343; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#c44343; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| Energy Gun
| 5000 C
|-
| Security Headset
| 1200 C
|-
| HoS Beret
| 10000 C
|-
| Gold ID
| 5000 C
|-
| Capt Gold ID
| 5000 C
|-
| Gold Bullion
| 10000 C
|}

{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#e65c5c; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#e65c5c; color:black; font-size:90%;" | Spawn Chance
! style="background:#e65c5c; color:black; font-size:90%;" | Chance for Every Item
! style="background:#e65c5c; color:black; font-size:90%;" | Items
|-
| 30%
| 20%
| Radio Jammer + Stealth Storage
|-
| 50%
| 10%
| Headset, Radio Jammer, Storage, Voice Changer
|-
| 40%
| 20%
| Stealth Storage + Voice Changer
|}
|}

=== Chad ===

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! colspan="2" style="background:#7cb463; color:black; padding:8px;" |

[[File:Chad64x64.png|64px]]

'''Chad''' 
Location: X255, Y40, Z1 
At: ''Sea Diner''

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
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! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Onigiri
| 15 C
|-
| Nigiri Roll
| 30 C
|-
| Sushi Roll
| 30 C
|-
| Fish Fingers
| 15 C
|-
| Fish-Fil-A
| 15 C
|-
| Luau Burger
| 15 C
|-
| Tiki Burger
| 15 C
|-
| Coconut Burger
| 15 C
|}

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| George Melon
| 75 C
|-
| Lashberry
| 300 C
|-
| Glowfruit
| 300 C
|-
| Goldfish Cracker
| 600 C
|}
|}

=== Toilet Hand ===

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[[File:ToiletHand64x64.png|64px]]

'''Toilet Hand''' 
Location: X255, Y40, Z1 
At: ''Sea Diner''

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
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! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Uranium (1x Nugget)
| 1200 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine | Meth]] (5x Pills)
| 1200 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Crank | Crank]] (5x Pills)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Cat Drugs | Cat Drugs]] (5x Pills)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Morphine | Morphine]] (1x Syringe)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Krokodil | Krokodil]] (1x Syringe)
| 150 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Lysergic_Acid_Diethylamide | LSD]] (1x Patch)
| 150 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Diethyl_Ether | Ether]] (1x Bottle)
| 75 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Toxin | Toxin]] (1x Bottle)
| 5000 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Cyanide| Cyanide]] (1x Pill)
| 5000 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Omnizine | Omnizine ]] (1x Bottle)
| 5000 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Strange_Reagent | Strange Reagent]] (1x Beaker)
| 5000 C
|-
| Injector Belt
| 5000 C
|}

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
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! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| Poppies
| 150 C
|-
| Psilocybin
| 150 C
|-
| Weed
| 75 C
|-
| Rainbow Weed
| 150 C
|-
| White Weed
| 150 C
|-
| Omega Weed
| 300 C
|}
|}

=== Carol and Lynn ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; max-width:800px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#d4781c;"
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[[File:CarolAndLynn64x64.png|128px]]

'''Carol and Lynn''' 
Location: X255, Y40, Z1 
At: ''Nadir Strip Mall''

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#e89e51; color:black; margin:0;"
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! style="background:#b05a0b; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#b05a0b; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Laurels
| 1200 C
|-
| Surplus NT Beret
| 1200 C
|-
| Psychedelic Jumpsuit
| 2400 C
|-
| Black Jumpsuit
| 5000 C
|-
| Banana Grenade
| 600 C
|-
| Cheese Sandwich Grenade
| 300 C
|-
| Banana Corndog Grenade
| 300 C
|-
| Go-Kart
| 4800 C
|-
| Fancy Car
| 4800 C
|}

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! style="background:#b05a0b; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#b05a0b; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| Menthol Cigarettes
| 300 C
|-
| Pro Puffs
| 300 C
|}
|}

== Space Diner ==

Traders found in the space diner, There are currently 3 located here, and is a separate list from the Debris Field traders.

=== B.I.F.F ===

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[[File:SketchyTrader64x64.png|64px]]

'''B.I.F.F''' 
Location: X165, Y230, Z3 
At: ''Space Diner, Kitchen''

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|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
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! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Selling:
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Price:
|-
| Mystery Burger
| 15 C
|-
| Sloppy Joe
| 15 C
|-
| Mashed Potatoes
| 15 C
|-
| Waffles
| 15 C
|-
| Pancake
| 15 C
|-
| Meat Loaf
| 15 C
|-
| Slurry Pie
| 15 C
|-
| Daily Special
| 15 C
|}

|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Buying:
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Worth:
|-
| George Melon
| 75 C
|-
| Green Grapes
| 75 C
|-
| Ghost Chili Pepper
| 300 C
|-
| Chilly Pepper
| 100 C
|-
| Lash Berry
| 300 C
|-
| Purple Goop
| 300 C
|-
| Glowfruit
| 300 C
|}
|}

=== Sketchy-D5 ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#4a4a4a;"
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! colspan="2" style="background:#3a3a3a; color:white; padding:8px;" |

[[File:SketchyTrader64x64.png|64px]]

'''Sketchy-D5''' 
Location: X174, Y233, Z3 
At: ''Space Diner, Bathroom''

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|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Selling:
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Price:
|-
| HERMES Engine
| 1500 C
|-
| Mk.2 Scout Laser
| 25000 C
|-
| Assault Laser Array
| 50000C
|-
| Strange Armor Plating
| 25000 C
|-
| Pod Paint Red Racing Stripes
| 2400C
|-
| Pod Paint Blue Racing Stripes
| 2400 C
|-
| Pod Paint (Flames)
| 4800C
|-
| Surplus Tactical Uniform
| 1200 C
|-
| Surplus NT Beret
| 1200 C
|-
| Surplus Armored Vest
| 2400 C
|-
| Scary NanoTrasen Mask
| 1200 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine | Meth]] (5x Pills)
| 1200 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Crank| Crank]] (5x Pills)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Cat Drugs| Cat Drugs]] (5x Pills)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Morphine| Morphine]] (1x Syringe)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Krokodil| Krokodil]] (1x Syringe)
| 150 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Lysergic_Acid_Diethylamide| LSD]] (1x Patch)
| 150 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#LSBee| LSBee]] (1x Patch)
| 75 C
|-
| Bootleg Firework
| 75 C
|-
| Uranium (1x Nugget)
| 1200 C
|}

|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Buying:
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Worth:
|-
| Psilocybin
| 150 C
|-
| Weed
| 75 C
|-
| Rainbow Weed
| 150 C
|-
| White Weed
| 150 C
|-
| Omega Weed
| 300 C
|}
|}

=== Bombini ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#FFCE5E;"
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! colspan="2" style="background:#F2BF55; color:white; padding:8px;" |

[[File:Bombini64x64.png|64px]]

'''Bombini''' 
Location: X159, Y244, Z3 
At: ''Space Diner, Hive Room''

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|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="background:#FFD154; color:white;" | Selling:
! style="background:#FFD154; color:white;" | Price:
|-
| Guardbuddy Construct Kit
| 300 C
|-
| Medicator Tool Module
| 60 C
|-
| Flash Tool Module
| 60 C
|-
| Taser Tool Module
| 60 C
|-
| Smoker Tool Module
| 300 C
|-
| Royal Jelly
| 60 C
|-
| Bee Egg
| 60 C
|-
| Square Bee Egg
| 60 C
|-
| Bee Kibble
| 60 C
|}

|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="background:#FFD154; color:white;" | Buying:
! style="background:#FFD154; color:white;" | Worth:
|-
| Space Honey
| 300 C
|-
| Gold ID
| 5000 C
|-
| Captains Gold ID
| 5000 C
|-
| Gold Bullion
| 10000 C
|}
|}

Traders

2026-06-16T05:27:58Z

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= Traders =
=== Clack Hat===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; max-width:800px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#7cb463;"
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! colspan="2" style="background:#7cb463; color:black; padding:8px;" |

[[File:Chad64x64.png|64px]]

'''Clack hat''' 
Location: 180, 107, Z3 
At: ''Debris field, skeleton outpost''

|-
| style="vertical-align:top; width:50%;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Bandana
| 300 C
|-
| Beret
| 300 C
|-
| Space Helmet
| 600 C
|-
| Red Space Helmet
| 600 C
|-
| Pink Wizard Hat
| 600 C
|-
| Purple Butt Hat
| 600C
|-
| Daily Special
| 600C
|-
| Laurels
| 1200 C
|-
| Personal Laptop
| 1200C
|}

| style="vertical-align:top; width:50%;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| HoS Beret
| 10000 C
|}
|}

Traders are found through out the station and various Z-Levels, Who can buy certain items off you, or sell you items in exchange for credits.

== Station ==

For traders found on the station and or the station's Z-Level.

=== Geoff Honkington ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#fac8c8;"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background:#f0a8a8; color:black; padding:8px;" |

[[File:GeoffHonkington64x64.png|64px]]

'''Geoff Honkington''' 
Location: Clown Hole 
At: ''Station''

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| style="vertical-align:top;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#fcdcdc; color:black;"
|-
! style="background:#f0a8a8; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#f0a8a8; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Bee Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Monkey Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Guardbuddy Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Meth Scientist Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Red Alien Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Victorian Candy Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Anime Martial Artist Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Light Cyborg Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Revolutionary Costume Set
| 300 C
|-
| Roller Disco Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Werewolf Costume
| 600 C
|-
| Vampire Costume
| 600 C
|-
| Abomination Costume
| 600 C
|-
| Hotdog Costume
| 300 C
|-
| Purple Witch Costume Set
| 600 C
|-
| Mint Witch Costume Set
| 600 C
|-
| Mime Clothes
| 150 C
|-
| Alternate Mime Clothes
| 150 C
|-
| Jester Costume Set
| 300 C
|-
| Bag-uette
| 600 C
|-
| Bearpack
| 600 C
|-
| Brown Turtle Shell Backpack
| 600 C
|-
| Green Turtle Shell Backpack
| 600 C
|-
| Box of Balloons
| 30 C
|-
| Box of Crayons
| 30 C
|-
| Box of Googly Eyes
| 30 C
|-
| Box of Angry Googly eyes
| 30 C
|-
| Toy Gun
| 75 C
|-
| Foam Darts
| 30 C
|-
| C-Sabre
| 150 C
|-
| Circus board
| 150 C
|-
| Pie Tool Module
| 300 C
|-
| Box of Laughs
| 1 C
|-
| Circus AI Parts
| 600 C
|-
| Mime AI Parts
| 600 C
|-
| Foam Dart Grenade
| 150 C
|-
| Rabbit Suit
| 150 C
|}

| style="vertical-align:top;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#fcdcdc; color:black;"
|-
! style="background:#f0a8a8; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#f0a8a8; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| Gold Bullion
| 10000 C
|}
|}

=== C.A.R.L ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#cf5151;"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background:#c44343; color:black; padding:8px;" |

[[File:Carl64x64.png|64px]]

'''C.A.R.L.''' 
Location: Listening Post 
At: ''Station Z Level''

|-
| style="vertical-align:top; width:50%;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#e65c5c; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#c44343; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#c44343; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Scary Gasmask
| 1200 C
|-
| Spy Sticker Kit
| 600 C
|-
| 12ga Flare Shells
| 5000 C
|-
| High-Capacity Power Cell
| 5000 C
|-
| Medusa Stealth System 300
| 25000 C
|-
| Syndicate Pod Armor
| 5000 C
|-
| Ballistic System
| 25000 C
|-
| 40mm Assault Platform
| 50000 C
|-
| 40mm HE Ammunition
| 25000 C
|-
| Red AI Kit
| 1200 C
|-
| Armored Spacesuit
| 25000 C
|-
| Armored Helmet
| 25000 C
|-
| Holographic Disguiser
| 5000 C
|-
| 12ga AEX ammo
| 5000 C
|-
| Illegal Headset
| 600 C
|-
| Radio Jammer
| 600 C
|-
| Stealth Storage
| 600 C
|-
| Voice Changer
| 600 C
|-
| Torpedo (Water Map Only)
| 5000 C
|}

| style="vertical-align:top; width:50%;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#e65c5c; color:black; margin:0 0 15px 0;"
|-
! style="background:#c44343; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#c44343; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| Energy Gun
| 5000 C
|-
| Security Headset
| 1200 C
|-
| HoS Beret
| 10000 C
|-
| Gold ID
| 5000 C
|-
| Capt Gold ID
| 5000 C
|-
| Gold Bullion
| 10000 C
|}

{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#e65c5c; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#e65c5c; color:black; font-size:90%;" | Spawn Chance
! style="background:#e65c5c; color:black; font-size:90%;" | Chance for Every Item
! style="background:#e65c5c; color:black; font-size:90%;" | Items
|-
| 30%
| 20%
| Radio Jammer + Stealth Storage
|-
| 50%
| 10%
| Headset, Radio Jammer, Storage, Voice Changer
|-
| 40%
| 20%
| Stealth Storage + Voice Changer
|}
|}

=== Chad ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; max-width:800px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#7cb463;"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background:#7cb463; color:black; padding:8px;" |

[[File:Chad64x64.png|64px]]

'''Chad''' 
Location: X255, Y40, Z1 
At: ''Sea Diner''

|-
| style="vertical-align:top; width:50%;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Onigiri
| 15 C
|-
| Nigiri Roll
| 30 C
|-
| Sushi Roll
| 30 C
|-
| Fish Fingers
| 15 C
|-
| Fish-Fil-A
| 15 C
|-
| Luau Burger
| 15 C
|-
| Tiki Burger
| 15 C
|-
| Coconut Burger
| 15 C
|}

| style="vertical-align:top; width:50%;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| George Melon
| 75 C
|-
| Lashberry
| 300 C
|-
| Glowfruit
| 300 C
|-
| Goldfish Cracker
| 600 C
|}
|}

=== Toilet Hand ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; max-width:800px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#7cb463;"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background:#d7d7d7; color:black; padding:8px;" |

[[File:ToiletHand64x64.png|64px]]

'''Toilet Hand''' 
Location: X255, Y40, Z1 
At: ''Sea Diner''

|-
| style="vertical-align:top; width:50%;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Uranium (1x Nugget)
| 1200 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine | Meth]] (5x Pills)
| 1200 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Crank | Crank]] (5x Pills)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Cat Drugs | Cat Drugs]] (5x Pills)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Morphine | Morphine]] (1x Syringe)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Krokodil | Krokodil]] (1x Syringe)
| 150 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Lysergic_Acid_Diethylamide | LSD]] (1x Patch)
| 150 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Diethyl_Ether | Ether]] (1x Bottle)
| 75 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Toxin | Toxin]] (1x Bottle)
| 5000 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Cyanide| Cyanide]] (1x Pill)
| 5000 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Omnizine | Omnizine ]] (1x Bottle)
| 5000 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Strange_Reagent | Strange Reagent]] (1x Beaker)
| 5000 C
|-
| Injector Belt
| 5000 C
|}

| style="vertical-align:top; width:50%;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#99cc99; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#4a9628; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| Poppies
| 150 C
|-
| Psilocybin
| 150 C
|-
| Weed
| 75 C
|-
| Rainbow Weed
| 150 C
|-
| White Weed
| 150 C
|-
| Omega Weed
| 300 C
|}
|}

=== Carol and Lynn ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; max-width:800px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#d4781c;"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background:#d4781c; color:black; padding:8px;" |

[[File:CarolAndLynn64x64.png|128px]]

'''Carol and Lynn''' 
Location: X255, Y40, Z1 
At: ''Nadir Strip Mall''

|-
| style="vertical-align:top; width:50%;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#e89e51; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#b05a0b; color:black;" | Selling:
! style="background:#b05a0b; color:black;" | Price:
|-
| Laurels
| 1200 C
|-
| Surplus NT Beret
| 1200 C
|-
| Psychedelic Jumpsuit
| 2400 C
|-
| Black Jumpsuit
| 5000 C
|-
| Banana Grenade
| 600 C
|-
| Cheese Sandwich Grenade
| 300 C
|-
| Banana Corndog Grenade
| 300 C
|-
| Go-Kart
| 4800 C
|-
| Fancy Car
| 4800 C
|}

| style="vertical-align:top; width:50%;" |
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%; background:#e89e51; color:black; margin:0;"
|-
! style="background:#b05a0b; color:black;" | Buying:
! style="background:#b05a0b; color:black;" | Worth:
|-
| Menthol Cigarettes
| 300 C
|-
| Pro Puffs
| 300 C
|}
|}

== Space Diner ==

Traders found in the space diner, There are currently 3 located here, and is a separate list from the Debris Field traders.

=== B.I.F.F ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#4a4a4a;"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background:#3a3a3a; color:white; padding:8px;" |

[[File:SketchyTrader64x64.png|64px]]

'''B.I.F.F''' 
Location: X165, Y230, Z3 
At: ''Space Diner, Kitchen''

|-
|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Selling:
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Price:
|-
| Mystery Burger
| 15 C
|-
| Sloppy Joe
| 15 C
|-
| Mashed Potatoes
| 15 C
|-
| Waffles
| 15 C
|-
| Pancake
| 15 C
|-
| Meat Loaf
| 15 C
|-
| Slurry Pie
| 15 C
|-
| Daily Special
| 15 C
|}

|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Buying:
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Worth:
|-
| George Melon
| 75 C
|-
| Green Grapes
| 75 C
|-
| Ghost Chili Pepper
| 300 C
|-
| Chilly Pepper
| 100 C
|-
| Lash Berry
| 300 C
|-
| Purple Goop
| 300 C
|-
| Glowfruit
| 300 C
|}
|}

=== Sketchy-D5 ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#4a4a4a;"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background:#3a3a3a; color:white; padding:8px;" |

[[File:SketchyTrader64x64.png|64px]]

'''Sketchy-D5''' 
Location: X174, Y233, Z3 
At: ''Space Diner, Bathroom''

|-
|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Selling:
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Price:
|-
| HERMES Engine
| 1500 C
|-
| Mk.2 Scout Laser
| 25000 C
|-
| Assault Laser Array
| 50000C
|-
| Strange Armor Plating
| 25000 C
|-
| Pod Paint Red Racing Stripes
| 2400C
|-
| Pod Paint Blue Racing Stripes
| 2400 C
|-
| Pod Paint (Flames)
| 4800C
|-
| Surplus Tactical Uniform
| 1200 C
|-
| Surplus NT Beret
| 1200 C
|-
| Surplus Armored Vest
| 2400 C
|-
| Scary NanoTrasen Mask
| 1200 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine | Meth]] (5x Pills)
| 1200 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Crank| Crank]] (5x Pills)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Cat Drugs| Cat Drugs]] (5x Pills)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Morphine| Morphine]] (1x Syringe)
| 600 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Krokodil| Krokodil]] (1x Syringe)
| 150 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#Lysergic_Acid_Diethylamide| LSD]] (1x Patch)
| 150 C
|-
| [[Chemicals#LSBee| LSBee]] (1x Patch)
| 75 C
|-
| Bootleg Firework
| 75 C
|-
| Uranium (1x Nugget)
| 1200 C
|}

|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Buying:
! style="background:#6a6a6a; color:white;" | Worth:
|-
| Psilocybin
| 150 C
|-
| Weed
| 75 C
|-
| Rainbow Weed
| 150 C
|-
| White Weed
| 150 C
|-
| Omega Weed
| 300 C
|}
|}

=== Bombini ===

{| class="wikitable" style="width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; text-align:left; background:#FFCE5E;"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background:#F2BF55; color:white; padding:8px;" |

[[File:Bombini64x64.png|64px]]

'''Bombini''' 
Location: X159, Y244, Z3 
At: ''Space Diner, Hive Room''

|-
|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="background:#FFD154; color:white;" | Selling:
! style="background:#FFD154; color:white;" | Price:
|-
| Guardbuddy Construct Kit
| 300 C
|-
| Medicator Tool Module
| 60 C
|-
| Flash Tool Module
| 60 C
|-
| Taser Tool Module
| 60 C
|-
| Smoker Tool Module
| 300 C
|-
| Royal Jelly
| 60 C
|-
| Bee Egg
| 60 C
|-
| Square Bee Egg
| 60 C
|-
| Bee Kibble
| 60 C
|}

|
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="background:#FFD154; color:white;" | Buying:
! style="background:#FFD154; color:white;" | Worth:
|-
| Space Honey
| 300 C
|-
| Gold ID
| 5000 C
|-
| Captains Gold ID
| 5000 C
|-
| Gold Bullion
| 10000 C
|}
|}

Contracts

2026-06-16T05:25:09Z

DocProc: /* Obtainment */

==Obtainment==
To get faustian contracts, you need to roll traitor chaplain and buy it for 8 TC. It'll spawn a briefcase with pens and contracts inside, the former having their damage scale with amount of souls. To gain new contracts you can use your ability to spawn new ones in exchange of souls.

==Contracts==

{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Contract name!!Uses!!class="unsortable" | Description!!Effects!!

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Satan
||2
||A contract that promises to bestow upon whoever signs it near immortality, great power and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.
||Un-equips everything the victim is wearing and Cluwnes them.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Super Yeti
||1
||A contract that promises to bestow upon whoever signs it near infinite power, an unending hunger, and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.
||Party gibs the victim and turn them into a Super-Yeti.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Macho
||1
||A contract that promises to bestow upon who-ever signs it everlasting machismo, drugs, some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.
||Forces the victim to un-equip all items and turns them into a Machoman with stims.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Wrestle
||2
||A contract that promises to bestow upon whomever signs it athletic prowess, showmanship, and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.
||Makes the victim a wrestler, gives the traits addict, clutz, leftfeet and nervous and 1-75u of Meth, LSD and Crank.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Genetic
||Infinite
||Description
||Activates all genes in the "Signers" gene pool and gives them mutagentic field with a 5% chance to make the victim have the same immortality as found on lava moon.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Mummy
||1
||A contract that promises to turn whomever signs it into a mummy. That's it. No tricks.
||Turns the victim into a mummy and covers the signer in bandages before dropping all organs, instantly killing the victim and putting 300u formaldehyde into them.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Vampire
||1
||A contract that promises to bestow upon whomever signs it near immortality, great power, and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read. There's some warning about not using this one in the chapel written on the back.
||Turns the victim into a non antagonist vampire, unless they were already an antagonist before.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Bee
||Infinite
||This contract promises to bestow bees upon whomever signs it. Unlimited bees.
||Gives the victim the drunk bee genenetic effect, creating a swarm of bees around them, and occasionally barfing up bees.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Krampus
||1
||This contract smells of meat and ghosts.
||Turns the victim into Krampus.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Chemical
||Infinite
||This contract is adorned with a crude drawing of a werewolf imploding into a pile flaming spiders. What the hell?
||Adds a mutation that adds random chemicals to the victims bloodstream.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Limbs
||Infinite
||This contract is really just a sketch of one of those inflatable air tube dancer things you see near used pod dealerships with some signature fields tacked onto the bottom.
||Randomizes the victims limb types every few seconds.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Juggle
||1
||It's a piece of paper with a portrait of a person juggling skulls. Something about this image is both vaguely familiar and deeply unsettling.
||Allows the victim to juggle items. Also forcing them to juggle any items in hand randomly.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Rested
||Infinite
||This contract promises to keep whomever signs it healthy and well rested.
||Makes the "Signer" have super regeneration and produce healing chemicals, but gives them narcolepsy.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Hair
||Infinite
||This contract promises to make the undersigned individual have supernaturally fantastic and incredibly novel hair.
||Gives the victim Omega Hairgrowthium.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Greed
||Infinite
||This contract is positively covered in dollar signs.
||90% chance to spawn money, 10% chance to turn the victim into gold.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Eldritch Tome
||1
||An ancient tome filled with nearly in decipherable scrawl. You can just barely make out something about horses, signatures, and souls. It seems like it might be some kind of bizarre doomsday prophecy.
||Takes 15 souls away and spawns the Y-Drone, also makes victim explode on death.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||name
||1
||Description
||Effects

Contracts

2026-06-16T05:12:40Z

DocProc: /* Contracts */

==Obtainment==
To get faustian contracts, you need to roll traitor chaplain and buy it for 7 TC. It'll spawn a briefcase with pens and contracts inside, the former having their damage scale with amount of souls. To gain new contracts you can use your ability to spawn new ones in exchange of souls.

==Contracts==

{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Contract name!!Uses!!class="unsortable" | Description!!Effects!!

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Satan
||2
||A contract that promises to bestow upon whoever signs it near immortality, great power and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.
||Un-equips everything the victim is wearing and Cluwnes them.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Super Yeti
||1
||A contract that promises to bestow upon whoever signs it near infinite power, an unending hunger, and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.
||Party gibs the victim and turn them into a Super-Yeti.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Macho
||1
||A contract that promises to bestow upon who-ever signs it everlasting machismo, drugs, some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.
||Forces the victim to un-equip all items and turns them into a Machoman with stims.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Wrestle
||2
||A contract that promises to bestow upon whomever signs it athletic prowess, showmanship, and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read.
||Makes the victim a wrestler, gives the traits addict, clutz, leftfeet and nervous and 1-75u of Meth, LSD and Crank.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Genetic
||Infinite
||Description
||Activates all genes in the "Signers" gene pool and gives them mutagentic field with a 5% chance to make the victim have the same immortality as found on lava moon.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Mummy
||1
||A contract that promises to turn whomever signs it into a mummy. That's it. No tricks.
||Turns the victim into a mummy and covers the signer in bandages before dropping all organs, instantly killing the victim and putting 300u formaldehyde into them.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Vampire
||1
||A contract that promises to bestow upon whomever signs it near immortality, great power, and some other stuff you can't be bothered to read. There's some warning about not using this one in the chapel written on the back.
||Turns the victim into a non antagonist vampire, unless they were already an antagonist before.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Bee
||Infinite
||This contract promises to bestow bees upon whomever signs it. Unlimited bees.
||Gives the victim the drunk bee genenetic effect, creating a swarm of bees around them, and occasionally barfing up bees.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Krampus
||1
||This contract smells of meat and ghosts.
||Turns the victim into Krampus.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Chemical
||Infinite
||This contract is adorned with a crude drawing of a werewolf imploding into a pile flaming spiders. What the hell?
||Adds a mutation that adds random chemicals to the victims bloodstream.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Limbs
||Infinite
||This contract is really just a sketch of one of those inflatable air tube dancer things you see near used pod dealerships with some signature fields tacked onto the bottom.
||Randomizes the victims limb types every few seconds.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Juggle
||1
||It's a piece of paper with a portrait of a person juggling skulls. Something about this image is both vaguely familiar and deeply unsettling.
||Allows the victim to juggle items. Also forcing them to juggle any items in hand randomly.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Rested
||Infinite
||This contract promises to keep whomever signs it healthy and well rested.
||Makes the "Signer" have super regeneration and produce healing chemicals, but gives them narcolepsy.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Hair
||Infinite
||This contract promises to make the undersigned individual have supernaturally fantastic and incredibly novel hair.
||Gives the victim Omega Hairgrowthium.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Greed
||Infinite
||This contract is positively covered in dollar signs.
||90% chance to spawn money, 10% chance to turn the victim into gold.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||Eldritch Tome
||1
||An ancient tome filled with nearly in decipherable scrawl. You can just barely make out something about horses, signatures, and souls. It seems like it might be some kind of bizarre doomsday prophecy.
||Takes 15 souls away and spawns the Y-Drone, also makes victim explode on death.

|- id="Anchor"
|<center>[[File:Anchor.png]]</center>
||name
||1
||Description
||Effects

2024-12-09T06:14:00Z

DocProc: /* Secret Medals */

Medals! a way to mark your achievements on ss13! Obtaining them varies from something like eating something specific, to [[Adventure_Zones | Adventuring forgotten places]]

Wanna check your medals? [https://goonhub.com/medals Click here!]
==Non-Secret Medals==
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!class="unsortable" | Medal Icon!!Medal Name and Description!!How do I get this medal!!class="unsortable" | Detailed tips / Guide!!Rewards

|- id="1.21 Jiggawatts"
|<center>[[File:1.12JW.png]]</center>
||'''1.21 Jiggawatts'''
||Complete the Chief Engineer objective of
earning 1 Million credits from the PTL.
||Significantly harder (but still posssible) to obtain after the TEG rework and will likely require a hell/pipe burn of some sort or, A very, very good Singularity
||N/A

|- id="40k"
|<center>[[File:40k.png]]</center>
||'''40k'''
||Complete the Miner objective of fabricating 3
industrial armor suits by the end of the round.
||Industrial armour suits can be most commonly made with Borium, Claretine, and Uqil. If you are having diffculty getting your hands on Uqil, it can be bought from the maritan trader in the mining asteroid belt
||Salvage AI core casing
|- id="A Shocking Demise"

|<center>[[File:ShockingDemise.png]]</center>
||'''A Shocking Demise'''
''As an Arcfiend, stop six hearts in a single shift.''
||All in the description, as an Arcfiend, stop six hearts in a single shift using the Jolt ablility.
||It's best to have them in crit, or stunned with something like a baton. If you use this in an area near crew, They may cancel it and restart the cooldown for it.
||N/A

|- id="Better to burn out"
|<center>[[File:BetterToBurnOut.png]]</center>
||'''Better to burn out, than fade away'''
||Complete the Scientist objective and
Research Director objective of escaping on
the emergency shuttle while on fire with the
chemical Silver Sulfadiazine in your system.
||
||N/A

|- id="Blob everywhere!"
|<center>[[File:Blob_Everywhere.png]]</center>
||'''Blob everywhere!'''
''As a blob, grow your blob tile count to the number required by your objective required size''
||All in the description, as a blob, grow your blob tile count to the
number required by your objective required
size, which is usually 500 tiles.
||It's best to plant somewhere where you can first grow quite a bit, unless you're more experienced, In which case you may plant next to a monkey vendor. Constantly place your ribosomes, fire resistant and brute resistant blob tiles in a checkered pattern for maximum resistance.
||N/A

|- id="Bill Masen"
|<center>[[File:Bill_Masen.png]]</center>
||'''Bill Masen'''
''Complete the Botanist objective of having
three mutated plants alive at the end of
the round.''
||This can be done by pouring mutagen in the plant tray or infusing mutagen into seeds. Make sure to water your plants! Mutated plants have to be alive and potted plants do not count.
||
||N/A

|- id="Black And Blue"
|<center>[[File:BlackAndBlue.png]]</center>
||'''Black and Blue'''
''Charred on the outside, well done on the inside.''
||Die with 400 seconds of Burning, at which
point the tooltip for the status effects says
you're "extremely on fire".
||Dying via the suicide command renders you ineligible for this medal.
||N/A

|- id="Block Stacker"
|<center>[[File:Block_Stacker.png]]</center>
||'''Block Stacker'''
||Score 30,000 points on Robustris Pro.
||The clown asylum on donut 3 or the arcade at the space diner are nice isolated places to practice
||Reward is a robustris-themed AI skin

|- id="Bury The Dead"
|<center>[[File:BuryTheDead.png]]</center>
||'''Bury The Dead'''
||Complete the Chaplain objective of having
zero corpses on station at the end of the
round.
||Usually obtained when the game glitches out and restarts immediately as the game begins, If you don't wanna pray to rng, Try a lowpop server.
||N/A

|- id="Call 1-800-CODER"
|<center>[[File:Call-1800-Coder.png]]</center>
||'''Call 1-800-CODER'''
''runtime error: Cannot execute player.unlock_medal()''
||Create a runtime error on any of the goonstation servers
||Go into a pod, spam tap the exit button
||N/A

|- id="Contributer"
|<center>[[File:Contributer.png]]</center>
||'''Contributer'''
''Thanks <3''
||Contribute to Goonstation by coding,
creating sprites, making content, or adding
to the wiki. This medal can only be specifically given to people by admins.
||This medal is one given out of appreciation for very significant contributions to the goonstation community at the discretion of admins/devs. While the reward is nice,you really shouldn't make contributions with the sole goal of getting this medal.
||Reward is access to the contributor rewards which include the ability to set your skin tone to any color and a very goofy scream you can pick.

|- id="Cream of the Crop"
|<center>[[File:CreamOfTheCrop.png]]</center>
||'''Cream of the Crop'''
''Lemme tell ya somethin' right now...''
||As a Wrestler complete all of your objectives.
||
||N/A

|- id="DUI"
|<center>[[File:DUI.png]]</center>
||'''DUI'''
||Run someone over while riding a MULEBot
with ethanol in your system.
||Hack open the mulebot and verfy with a qm id. Then cut wires unti you see that "The drive motor whines briefly." and "The external warning lights flash briefly." do not cut wires that say "You hear a radio crackle." or "The charge light flickers". use the qm pda app to control your litte rampage machine. Any ethanol amount is fine, as long as you see the drunk status
||N/A
|- id="Damned"
|<center>[[File:Damned.png]]</center>
||'''Damned'''
||Die via the *suicide command
||Contrary to the medal icon, any method of suicide is fine as long as you use the suicide verb. Although you have to actually successfully die to get the medal.
||N/A

|- id="Dangerous Game"
|<center>[[File:DangerousGame.png]]</center>
||'''Dangerous Game'''
''You're not allowed to complain if your crew mates beat you to death.''
||As a hunter collect enough a high enough
value of skulls to complete your objective. See [[Items_Of_Interest#Skulls | This Page]] for more.
||
||N/A

|- id="Dead Or Alive"
|<center>[[File:DeadOrAlive.png]]</center>
||'''Dead Or Alive'''
||Complete the Security Officer objective or
Head of Security objective of having an
antagonist in handcuffs on the escape
shuttle at the end of the round.
||Don't just handcuff an antagonist all round to get this medal.
||Reward is an relic skin for security jumpsuits based on the security jumpsuits from the olden days.

|- id="Dracula Jr"
|<center>[[File:DraculaJr.png]]</center>
||'''Dracula Jr'''
||As a Vampire accumulate enough blood to
complete your objective.
||The objective does not count your current blood reserves but your total blood drained. See https://wiki.ss13.co/Vampire Alternatively, You can just spam blood bags or blood oranges.
||N/A

|- id="Expendable"
|<center>[[File:Expendable.png]]</center>
||'''Expendable'''
''The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.''
||Die as a Revolutionary.
||Do not activley try and get this medal. Being a head revolutionary does not count. neither does the suicide
command. Once the round ends (Timer is shown above, counting down from 60.) You can go jump into a crusher or find a quick way to die.
||N/A

|- id="Fell Down The Stairs"
|<center>[[File:FellDownTheStairs.png]]</center>
||'''Fell Down The Stairs'''
''Only the ghosts know the truth now.''
||Die while handcuffed.
||Pull a securitron next to an open airlock, hit it, allow it to arrest you, then walk into space. Does not work with the suicide command. All handcuffs variants (zipties, duct tape) except shackles are eligable for this medal.
||N/A

|- id="Fish"
|<center>[[File:FishMedal.png]]</center>
||'''Fish'''
''Fresh!''
||Late join into an ongoing round for
the first time.
||Ongoing rounds can be found by using "[check" on the goonstation discord, You can also see notifications in chat while you're in game.
||Reward is a satchel skin for the backpack. Works on every variant backpack that has seven slots

|- id="For Your Ohm Good"
|<center>[[File:OhmGood.png]]</center>
||'''For Your Ohm Good'''
||Get gibbed or exploded by walking into the PTL.
||The laser needs somewhere in the range of at least 200 Megawatts to gib you. Any less and it will only set you on fire, which still kills you, but wont earn you the medal.
||N/A

|- id="Fun Times"
|<center>[[File:FunTimes.png]]</center>
||'''Fun Times'''
'':)''
||Participate in one of the monthly-ish
contests on the forums.
||You can find potential contests at https://forum.ss13.co/forumdisplay.php?fid=7 or on the discord in the "#news" channel.
||Reward is an ability to transform into a possessed participation ribbon when you're a ghost

|- id="Glass Ceiling"
|<center>[[File:GlassCeiling.png]]</center>
||'''Glass Ceiling'''
||Complete the Staff Assistant objective of having a non-assistant ID assigned to you at the end of the round.
||Since the ID needs to be registered to you in order to earn the medal, this can only be done by asking the hop/cap for a job change as stealing an ID does not work
||N/A

|- id="Good Feasting"
|<center>[[File:GoodFeasting.png]]</center>
||'''Good Feasting'''
||''As a werewolf, reach your objective number of victims fed on.''
||All in the description, as a werewolf, reach your objective number of victims (around 10, But may scale with population) fed on using the Maul Victim ability
||See https://wiki.ss13.co/Werewolf (Note: Cloning victims you ate will not count towards it.)
||N/A

|- id="Gore Fest"
|<center>[[File:GoreFest.png]]</center>
||'''Gore Fest'''
''Juicy. And Crunchy.''
||Die by getting gibbed (unreviveable destruction of the body where "gib" particles come out) .
||Easiest ways are hopping into the crusher unit, getting blown up, or walking onto the path of an on coming shuttle.
||N/A

|- id="Guarding Gnome"
|<center>[[File:GuardingGnome.png]]</center>
||'''Guardin' Gnome'''
''Lost and Found.''
||Complete the Staff Assistant objective of
ensuring Gnome Chompski is on the
emergency shuttle OR escape on the
emergency shuttle as any role with Gnome
Chompski in your inventory.
||Gnome Chompski is usually found in a trashbin near the hop line. On donut 3 he can be found in a mysterous sealed coffin which can only be unlocked using the gnome chompskey that randomly spawns in maints. Keep in mind that Chomski will teleport away if no one is looking at him. They cannot be put into backpacks.
||N/A

|- id="High Five"
|<center>[[File:HighFive.png]]</center>
||'''High Five!'''
||Shock someone with stun gloves.
||Gloves can be made by using wire on a pair of insuls and charged by using a powered cell on them. Shock someone (or preferably an npc) by using disarm or harm intent and clicking on the tile behind them
||N/A
|- id="HIGH VOLTAGE"
|<center>[[File:HIGHVOLTAGE.png]]</center>
||'''HIGH VOLTAGE'''
''Caution, Risk of electric shock''
||Get electrocuted
||Usually obtained by breaking windows with grilles and wires underneath, or shocked doors. Occasionally by arcfiends frying newbees.
||N/A

|- id="Humanoid"
|<center>[[File:HumanoidMustNotEscape.png]]</center>
||'''Humanoid Must Not Escape'''
''M.I.A.''
||Die on the escape shuttle
||the suicide command does not work, neither does spacing
yourself as you have to be ON the shuttle when you die.
||Reward is a malfunctioning AI skin.

|- id="Honk Honk"
|<center>[[File:HonkHonk.png]]</center>
||'''Honk HONK Mother FU-'''
||Complete the Staff Assistant objective of
wearing at least one piece of Clown clothing
at the end of the round.
||There are spare clown clothes in the clown hole. Clowning equipment can also be ordered from cargo or Geoff
||N/A

|- id="I don't give a shit"
|<center>[[File:IDontGiveAShit.png]]</center>
||'''I don't give a shit'''
''Literally, I can't.
||Complete the Staff Assistant objective of
having your butt removed by any means
at the end of the round.
||getting your butt re-attached will not give you the medal.
||N/A

|- id="I Helped"
|<center>[[File:IHelped.png]]</center>
||'''I Helped!'''
''You really did!''
||End a round as a Security Assistant.
||
||N/A
|- id="I'm In"
|<center>[[File:ImIn.png]]</center>
||'''I'm In'''
||Successfully gain superuser access on a TermOS terminal via the su command. The AI, Captain, Cyborgs, Head of Security, and Research Director all spawn with superuser access, and it's possible to spoof it via certain commands.
||
||Reward is a older, bulkier AI skin.

|- id="It's frickin freezing in here"
|<center>[[File:ItsFrickingFreezingInHere.png]]</center>
||'''It's frickin freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth'''
||Complete the Medical Doctor objective and Medical Director objective of having the Cryogenic Healing Pod on and under 225K at the end of the round.
||Don't leave the cyro pod running all round, as it will deplete quickly
||N/A

|- id="It's just a flesh wound"
|<center>[[File:ItsJustAFleshWound.png]]</center>
||'''It's just a flesh wound!'''
||Make it to Central Command (aka, CentCom) with a bullet (or more) embedded in you.
||You don't need to rely on others, You can easily make a zipgun and shoot a weak bullet into yourself.
||N/A

|- id="It's not 'Door to Heaven'"
|<center>[[File:DoorToHeaven.png]]</center>
||'''It's not 'Door to Heaven''''
||Complete the engineer objective of having at least two functional command teleporters
||While the teleport components found in mechanics are typically a better choice when making a public teleporter system, they do not count for the medal. Only The ones with the cool swilry animations found in the teleporter room near command are eligible. Parts can also be found on the space diner
||Reward is a unique pilot suit skin for jumpsuits.

|- id="Life, uh... finds a way"
|<center>[[File:LifeFindsAWay.png]]</center>
||'''Life, uh... finds a way'''
||Complete the Geneticist objective and Medical Director objective of having at least 5 people scanned in the Clone Console.
||Easier on RP, Or just ask AI to make an announcement for people to get scanned.
||N/A

|- id="Licensed Archaeologist"
|<center>[[File:LicensedArchaeologist.png]]</center>
||'''Licensed Archaeologist'''
''Complete the Scientist or Research Director objective of activating 10 artifacts in a single shift.''
||As the name suggests, simply activate 10 artifacts in a single shift.
||You can get artifacts from cargo or from radstorm events.
||N/A

|- id="Jimi Heselden"
|<center>[[File:JimiHeselden.png]]</center>
||'''Jimi Heselden'''
''R.I.P. Segway dude.
||Ride a segway into outer space/the sea.
||Segways are found in sec and sometimes medical storage. Some maps have segways in maintenance
||N/A

|- id="Man with a Scan"
|<center>[[File:ManWithAScan.png]]</center>
||'''Man with a Scan'''
||Complete the engineer Objective of having 10 or more objects scanned in the ruckingeur kit.
||
||N/A

|- id="MISSION COMPLETE"
|<center>[[File:MISSIONCOMPLETE.png]]</center>
||'''MISSION COMPLETE'''
||As an Antagonist complete your objectives. (all text is green)
||Most commonly obtained when winning as a nuclear operative.
||N/A

|- id="Manhattan Project"
|<center>[[File:ManhattanProject.png]]</center>
||'''Manhattan Project'''
||Successfully destroy the station with a nuclear detonation as a Nuclear Operative
||
||N/A

|- id="Misclick"
|<center>[[File:Misclick.png]]</center>
||'''Misclick'''
||Use a crowbar to pull up a floortile (by clicking on the floor)
||Pry up a floor tile from some flooring using a crowbar; this is specifically for intact flooring, so you can't get this by removing burnt or broken tiles. The joke is that people fighting with crowbars often miss and target the floor instead of their opponent, accidentally prying floor tiles instead of the other person's face.
||N/A

|- id="Many names, many faces"
|<center>[[File:ManyNamesManyFaces.png]]</center>
||'''Many names, many faces'''
''As a changeling, absorb your objective required number of victim absorptions and make it back to Centcom alive.''
||Complete all your objectives as a changling.
||See https://wiki.ss13.co/Changeling
||N/A

|- id="Meth is a hell of a drug"
|<center>[[File:HellOfADrug.png]]</center>
||'''Meth is a hell of a drug'''
||Complete the Scientist objective and Research Director objective of ending the round with methamphetamine in your system.
||
||Reward is a special lab coat skin with purple stripes.

|- id="Monkey Duty"
|<center>[[File:MonkeyDuty.png]]</center>
||'''Monkey Duty'''
||Complete the Security Officer, Security Assistant and Head of Security objective of keeping Monsieur Stirstir, the monkey in the Brig wearing the orange jumpsuit and beret, and making sure they come to no harm.
||Stir-stir tends to injure himself by throwing himself across tables. Be sure to do a health checkup every now and then.
||Reward is a special "Colorful Beret" skin that turns a hat you're wearing into a beret of a random color.

|- id="Mostly Armless"
|<center>[[File:MostlyArmless.png]]</center>
||'''Mostly Armless'''
||When the round ends, you need to be at Central Command/CentCom with both your arms missing.
||Pretty easy as the skeleton race. Simply remove both your limbs using a crowbar and wrench. You need to be playing a humanoid to earn this one; while you can wind up as a cyborg without any arms at round-end, it won't get you this medal.
||N/A

|- id="Neither fashionable noir stylish"
|<center>[[File:NeitherNoir.png]]</center>
||'''Neither fashionable noir stylish'''
||Complete the Detective objective of wearing your coat, hat, and uniform at the end of the round.
||
||Reward is the "Inspector's Clothes" skin set for the jumpsuits and coats. It reskins coats into an "inspector's short coat" and jumpsuit-slot items into an "inspector's uniform". Requires you to be an detective to claim

|- id="Noah's Shuttle"
|<center>[[File:NoahsShuttle.png]]</center>
||'''Noah's Shuttle'''
''It's not 2 of each kind but we'll make due.''
||Have 6 station pets on the shuttle when it arrives at Central Command.
||Station pets include pretty much every Critter (i.e. no monkeys) that has a name. Ideally take "jons the catte" from the space diner, the pool animals, the crew quarter ferrets, remi or rocko, and morty before some bored staff assistant/the chef kills them.The critters can be kept safe in a locked personal locker or pet carriers (that can be ordered from cargo).
||N/A

|- id="OW! MY BALLS!"
|<center>[[File:OWMYBALLS.png]]</center>
||'''OW! MY BALLS!'''
''Some places just can't take the pain.''
||Get groin-punched by Senator Death Badman as a result of ingesting mimicillium.
||[[Secret_Chemicals#Mimicillium]]
||N/A

|- id="Party Hard"
|<center>[[File:PartyHard.png]]</center>
||'''Party Hard'''
''You were the life of the party, before your own life got taken away.''
||Die next to a tube of deployed neon lining or with a glowstick in your inventory while drunk.
||Glowsticks, along with booze, are found in the storage next the QM. The suicide command works fine here for once. Any level of drunkenness is fine as long as you see the drunk status
||N/A

|- id="Patchwork"
|<center>[[File:Patchwork.png]]</center>
||'''Patchwork'''
||Complete the Medical Doctor objective and Medical Director objective of having used ten or more medical patches on injured people in a single round.
||More medical patches can be ordered through cargo, Or you can create more by using the ChemMaster
||Reward is a unique skin for a lab coat that has red medical doctor markings.

|- id="Primordial"
|<center>[[File:Primordial.png]]</center>
||'''Primordial'''
||Complete the Staff Assistant objective of escaping on the escape shuttle as a monkey.
||This can be done through a genetic scanner or by sugerically replacing a monkeys brain with yours and cloning the body.
||N/A

|- id="Primum non nocere"
|<center>[[File:PrimumNonNocere.png]]</center>
||'''Primum non nocere'''
||Complete the Medical Doctor objective and Medical Director objective of not preforming a single violent act the entire round.
||
||Reward is a unique floral skin for medical scrubs.

|- id="Progenitor"
|<center>[[File:Progenitor.png]]</center>
||'''Progenitor'''
||Complete the Roboticist Doctor objective and Medical Director objective of having at least three living Cyborgs at the end of the round.
||
||N/A

|- id="Puerile Humor"
|<center>[[File:PuerileHumor.png]]</center>
||'''Puerile Humor'''
||Complete the Roboticist objective and Medical Director objective of having at least five buttbots on station at the end of the round.
||Hacked medical/robotics manufacturers can make synth-butts. Alternativley, Ask genetics/science/kitchen for some <s>staff assistants</s> monkeys. Dont take butts without consent if non-antag
||N/A

|- id="Professional Thief"
|<center>[[File:ProfessionalThief.png]]</center>
||'''Professional Thief'''
''As a Spy Thief, steal seven or more items in a single shift.''
||As a Spy Thief, steal seven or more items in a single shift.
||See https://wiki.ss13.co/Spy_Thief
||N/A

|- id="Red Hood"
|<center>[[File:RedHood.png]]</center>
||'''Red Hood'''
||Get your head cut off through surgery OR get your face disfigured due to mixing [[Chemicals#fluorosulfuric_acid | fluorosulfulric acid]] without a proper mask on OR getting splashed with acid/grog
||Fluorosulfuric Acid is Sulfuric Acid + Fluorine + Hydrogen + Potassium @ 374 K
||N/A

|- id="Reefer Madness"
|<center>[[File:ReeferMadness.png]]</center>
||'''Reefer Madness'''
||Complete the Botanist objective of having no Cannabis plants, seeds, or products inside botany at the end of the round.
||You can still grow weed outside of botany and still be eligiable for the reward. Keep in mind most maps still count the hydroponics lobby as botany.
||N/A

|- id="Reserved Parking"
|<center>[[File:ReservedParking.png]]</center>
||'''Reserved Parking'''
||Have the emergency shuttle land on you. You can't be in a pod, locker, or anything else that might protect you, meaning that you'll get gibbed by being squished.
||
||N/A

|- id="Shit Fest"
|<center>[[File:ShitFest.png]]</center>
||'''Shit Fest'''
||Blow yourself up with Empowered High-Pressure Intestines.
||
||N/A

|- id="Shit For Brains"
|<center>[[File:ShitForBrains.png]]</center>
||'''Shit For Brains'''
||Complete the Staff Assistant objective of having your own butt on your head when you escape on the shuttle.
||
||N/A

|- id="Silent Running"
|<center>[[File:SilentRunning.png]]</center>
||'''Silent Running'''
||Complete the Roboticist objective and Medical Director objective of having at least five Medibots on station at the end of the round.
||Don't bring any of the medi-bots onto the shuttle, as the medal does not count medi-bots at centcomm/on another z-level. The medal includes "Head Surgeon" if it is a medi-bot
||N/A

|- id="Smooth Operator"
|<center>[[File:SmoothOperator.png]]</center>
||'''Smooth Operator'''
||Complete the Medical Doctor objective and Medical Director objective of being completely unharmed when the escape shuttle leaves for Central Command.
||
||N/A

|- id="Slow Burn"
|<center>[[File:SlowBurn.png]]</center>
||'''Slow Burn'''
||Complete the Chief Engineer objective of having all furnaces on station running.
||Some maps may have furnaces in the sauna.
||A Flame paint reskin for the welding helmet.

|- id="Spotless"
|<center>[[File:Spotless.png]]</center>
||'''Spotless'''
||Complete the one of the Janitor objectives of keeping the Bar, Brig, or Medbay completely clean with no blood, gibs, oil, or other messes staining the floor at the end of the round.
||
||Reward is a special red skin for the bucket. You must be holding a bucket in you hand to claim this medal.

|- id="Suitable? How about the Oubliette?!"
|<center>[[File:SuitableOubliette.png]]</center>
||'''Suitable? How about the Oubliette?!'''
||Complete the Head of Security Objective of having an Antagonist of any type in the brig and handcuffed at the end of the round. Dead or alive.
||
||N/A

|- id="Tax Haven"
|<center>[[File:TaxHaven.png]]</center>
||'''Tax Haven'''
||Complete the Quartermaster objective of accumulating a budget of 50K credits.
||
||N/A

|- id="That Tasted Funny"
|<center>[[File:ThatTastedFunny.png]]</center>
||'''That tasted funny'''
||Eat a dish with man-meat that came from a Clown OR as a Werewolf, consume a Clown via the Maul victim ability.
||
||N/A

|- id="The Mail Always Goes Through"
|<center>[[File:TheMailAlwaysGoesThrough.png]]</center>
||'''The mail always goes through'''
||Complete the Staff Assistant objective of escaping on the shuttle alive while wearing any piece of mailman's attire.
||Mailman clothing can usually be found in belt hell somewhere. See https://wiki.ss13.co/Routing_Depot
||N/A

|- id="The Syndicate Connection"
|<center>[[File:TheSyndicateConnection.png]]</center>
||'''The Syndicate Connection'''
''Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.''
||Complete the Traitor objective of rescuing Monsieur Stir0-Stir, the monkey wearing an orange beret and orange prisoner jumpsuit, from the brig and making sure they escape alive on the shuttle.
||Best done using a locked/welded personal locker to keep stir stir hidden and safe, Or just ask security if you can bring them on-board.
||N/A

|- id="This Object Menaces With Spikes Of..."
|<center>[[File:ThisObjectMenacesWithSpikesOf.png]]</center>
||'''This object menaces with spikes of...'''
||Make a custom mining tool with a Mining Power of at least 600.
||Can be reliably obtained by using a starstone pick head. Dont use the hammer, drill or explosive mod on your tool as it trades mining power for an AoE
||N/A

|- id="This station is ours!"
|<center>[[File:ThisStationIsOurs.png]]</center>
||'''This station is ours!'''
''As a head revolutionary, live to see your revolution come to a success!''
||Win as a head revolutionary
||You dont have to be alive to obtain this medal but, you need to be head rev (laughs at em)
||N/A

|- id="Tipsy"
|<center>[[File:Tipsy.png]]</center>
||'''Tipsy'''
||Complete the Detective objective of having ethanol in your system at the end of the round.
||
||N/A

|- id="Through the fire and flames"
|<center>[[File:ThroughTheFireAndFlames.png]]</center>
||'''Through the fire and flames'''
||
||
||N/A

|- id="Too Cool"
|<center>[[File:TooCool.png]]</center>
||'''Too Cool'''
||Win one of the monthly contests that occur on the forums.
||
||Reward is an "emote" of a "shelterbee", which, when used, pulls up a picture of the shelterbee that appears above your head and disappears shortly after.

|- id="Too Fast Too Furious"
|<center>[[File:TooFastTooFurious.png]]</center>
||'''Too Fast Too Furious'''
||Activate rocket shoes while on a wheelchair.
||This will kill you. Rocket shoes are made by slapping an air tank onto any pair of shoes and wheelchairs are usually found in medbay.
||N/A

|- id="Unlike the director, I went to college"
|<center>[[File:ClownCollege.png]]</center>
||'''Unlike the director, I went to college'''
||Have your Clown Application approved on the forums OR have a clown that has claimed the reward willingly give you a diploma. Applications are '''RARELY''' accepted, so being given it is easier and more likely to happen.
||https://forum.ss13.co/forumdisplay.php?fid=45
||Reward is a graduation cap and diploma that is only claimable if you are a clown.

|- id="Unperson"
|<center>[[File:UnPerson.png]]</center>
||'''Unperson'''
||Complete the Head of Personnel objective of being alive but not being on the station or escape level at the end of the round.
||This means you must be in either the Debris field, Mining level, Trench, or any adventure zone. Z-level
||N/A

|- id="Untapped Potential"
|<center>[[File:UnTappedPotential.png]]</center>
||'''Untapped Potential'''
''Who needs magic when you've got skill like this?''
||Complete the Traitor objective of killing all other antagonists
||
||N/A

|- id="Vacuum Sealed"
|<center>[[File:VacuumSealed.png]]</center>
||'''Vacuum Sealed'''
||Complete the Staff Assistant objective of having a space/diving suit in your inventory or be wearing it.
||
||N/A

|- id="Vehicular Manslaughter"
|<center>[[File:VehicularManSlaughter.png]]</center>
||'''Vehicular Manslaughter'''
||Drive a Space Pod/minisub/car into someone and do enough damage that they enter critical condition.
||Can be done by dragging a monkey into the podbay and mercilessly crashing into it over and over again
||N/A

|- id="We didn't start the fire"
|<center>[[File:WeDidntStartTheFire.png]]</center>
||'''We didn't start the fire'''
||Complete the Scientist objective and Research Director objective of ensuring that there are no burnt floors in Chemistry.
||a crowbar will remove any burnt tiles, holding floor tiles in your off-hand while doing so will completely replace the tile.
||A special round bottomed beaker skin.

|- id="What's this box doing here?"
|<center>[[File:WhatsThisBoxDoingHere.png]]</center>
||'''What's this box doing here?'''
||Complete the Staff Assistant objective and Medical Director objective of ensuring Head Surgeon escapes on the shuttle.
||
||N/A

|- id="Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see"
|<center>[[File:WeWontNeedEyesToSee.png]]</center>
||'''Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see'''
||Complete the Scientist objective and Research Director objective of opening a portal to The Void by using the Science Teleporter.
||The void portal spawns randomly when activating a teleporter with invalid coordinates. It is reccomended to hack the nearby APC and have a few charged cells and a crowbar ready, as this will take a massive toll on electricity. I ''believe'' you only need to spam "scan" on invalid coordinates to prevent flash fires and such.
||N/A

|- id="Where's the smoking gun?"
|<center>[[File:WheresTheSmokingGun.png]]</center>
||'''Where's the smoking gun?'''
||Complete the Detective objective of smoking a cigarette at the end of the round.
||
||N/A

|- id="Yield"
|<center>[[File:Yield.png]]</center>
||'''Yield'''
''Lost the will to go on.''
||While dying (in crit), use the succumb command
||The succumb command does not work here.
||N/A

|- id="You're no Elminster!"
|<center>[[File:YoureNoElminster.png]]</center>
||'''You're no Elminster!'''
''You might look the part but your magic's all smoke and mirrors.''
||As a Wizard complete your objectives.
||
||N/A

|- id="You're a mean one..."
|<center>[[File:YoureAMeanOne.png]]</center>
||'''You're a mean one...'''
||As a Grinch successfully ruin Spacemas by having Spacemas cheer below 20%.
||see https://wiki.ss13.co/Holiday_Cheer
||N/A
|}

==Secret Medals==
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!class="unsortable" | Medal Icon!!Medal Name and Description!!How do I get this medal!!class="unsortable" | Detailed tips / Guide!!Rewards
|- id=":10Bux:"
|<center>[[File:10bux.png]]</center>
||''':10Bux:'''
''Entrusted with the secret.''
||former SA paid membership medal
||Unobtainable
||N/A

|- id="100m Dash"
|<center>[[File:100mDash.png]]</center>
||'''100m Dash'''
||Make it to centcom at the end of the round alive
||
||N/A

|- id="421"
|<center>[[File:421.png]]</center>
||'''421'''
||Take a memory core out of a mainframe.
||There's a mainframe in the guardbuddy factory as well as the Hermera in the debris field. To steal the memory board, simply depower the mainframe (can be done by shorting the rooms APC) '''Dont attack the station mainframe if you aren't an antagonist!'''
||N/A

|- id="A Holly Jolly Spacemas"
|<center>[[File:Spacemas.png]]</center>
||'''A Holly Jolly Spacemas'''
||Play on the 25th of December
||
||N/A

|- id="Adjutant Online"
|<center>[[File:Adjutant.png]]</center>
||'''Adjutant Online'''
||Get turned into a cyborg. Methods include, asking robotics, Directed nanites chemical, Borging artifact, Traitor Conversion Chamber.
||Just go to robotics and ask to be borged.
||N/A

|- id="Bear Hug"
|<center>[[File:BearHug.png]]</center>
||'''Bear Hug'''
||Pet a space bear.
||(Click on it on {{Help}} intent with an empty hand)
Space bears are found in abundance in the biodome caves and rarely in space crates. If you dont like getting mauled, there is a much friendlier bear in Ursula Major's Office at Centcom named DOngEun MesTur.
||N/A

|- id="Banned"
|<center>[[File:Banned.png]]</center>
||'''Banned'''
''Heinous villainy.''
||Get banned by the admins
||Do not actively go for this medal, rarely admins may give it to you if you pray for it, Do not spam pray for it either.
||N/A

|- id="Button Pusher"
|<center>[[File:ButtonPusher.png]]</center>
||'''Button Pusher'''
||Push CentComm's secret button.
||[[CentComm#The_Button | This Guide Here]]
||N/A

|- id="Brown Pants"
|<center>[[File:BrownPants.png]]</center>
||'''Brown Pants'''
||As a captain, use the nuclear disk on an
activated nuclear bomb to extend the timer.
||You dont have to actually win the round. Your bravery alone is enough for the medal.
||Reward is an entire recoloring of all captain's attire that you are wearing to a new fancy Red color. Can be claimed multiple times in the same round so you can make all your gear into the fancy red version.

|- id="Bombini is Missing"
|<center>[[File:BombiniisMissing.png]]</center>
||'''Bombini is Missing'''
||Give Bombinis coin (from the Owlery) back to Bombini.
||You can access the owlery from Johns shuttle at the space diner. The coin is located in a crate near the end of the owlery. Bombini on the other hand, is located at their trader ship docked to the space diner. Bring two charged powers cells and a set of tools with you to the owlery!
||Puts 5u of the [[Chemicals#Bee | Bee]] Chemical into your system, as well as a Bee themed AI case.

|- id="Go Away! Batin'!"
|<center>[[File:Batin.png]]</center>
||'''Go Away! Batin'!'''
''Frito Pendejo, public defender.''
||apply oinament on your crotch area
||Unobtainable last earned in 2012. Name and description are a refrence to the movie idocracy
||N/A

|- id="Master of Unlocking"
|<center>[[File:MasterOfUnlocking.png]]</center>
||'''Master of Unlocking'''
''Performed the steps required to unlock the Good Ending from the solarium riddle''
||Complete the good ending of solarium
||Unobtainable... for now.
||N/A

|- id="Wrath Of The Father"
|<center>[[File:WrathoftheFatherMedal.gif]]</center>
||'''Wrath Of The Father'''
||Completing chapter 2 of fartnasium
||Unobtainable as the coder left goonstation development.
||N/A
|

|- id="What's Buried stays Buried"
|<center>[[File:lavamoon.png]]</center>
||'''What's Buried stays Buried'''
||Complete io / Lavamoon.
||Complete Lavamoon, like vr dungeon, it needs more than one person to complete.
||N/A
|

|- id="Where are the Ghosts?"
|<center>[[File:Mars.png]]</center>
||'''Where are the Ghosts?'''
||Complete the Mars Outpost azone.
||N/A
||N/A
|}

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Central Command! also known as CentComm, it's the home of the admins and where the escape and merchant shuttles depart and arrive at. Spoilers ahead! uncollapse stuff at your own risk.

==How do I get here?==

First and most important part, wait for a merchant shuttle to dock! sadly, this is RNG and may not even happen in a round but, when it does happen you will need to: Get a friend, get a mechanical analyzer, scan a cargo pad, grab a soldering iron and cargo transporter, print the cargo pad, build the blueprint on the merchant shuttle and examine it to see its number, then wait for it to depart to CentComm, then you'll want to get a crate, crawl into it and have a friend close the crate and send you to the cargo pad you made. Boom! you're at CentComm, you can always go back home by using the PortASci.

==What does it have to offer!==

Good question, CentComm is a big area, containing admin offices, merchant shuttles, and The Button. Also having flavor areas like the employee cloning area

==Admin offices? ==

Most admins have a office in CentComm, personalized to them! some of these contain strong loot but, rushing or powergaming these items will result in them being removed or you being warned, so just enjoy the view. It's nice to explore sometimes!

==Merchant shuttles==

A NPC trader from CentComm arrives on a certain place on the station, bringing worthless crap curious commodities from another land, usually centered around some sort of theme, like weapons or space pod parts. They stay around for 5 to 10 minutes, then announce they're preparing to leave with another status update, before actually departing 30 seconds afterwards. Rarely, one can sell the (add redirect later lmao) Plutonium core, which can be used for a (redirect) chaos dunk.

==The Button.==
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!class="unsortable" | Item !!Found in CC? ||
|-
| Wrench||{{No}}
|-
|Welder|| {{Yes}} (found in CC tool storage)
|-
| Crowbar ||{{Yes}} (found in CC tool storage)
|-
| Wirecutters ||{{Yes}} (found in CC tool storage)
|-
| Screwdriver||{{No}}
|-
| Kitchen knife||{{Yes}} (found in CC kitchen)
|-
| Shovel ||{{Yes}} (found in the CC graveyard, top right corner.)
|-
| Loofah/sponge||{{Yes}} (found left of the pool in the south toilet)
|-
| Rubber stamp||{{Yes}} (found in CC admin rooms and the front reception desk)
|-
| Russian revolver||{{No}} (fake one found in an admin office, wont work.)
|-
| Stapler/staple gun||{{Yes}} (found in CC medical room)
|-
| Eye scooper||{{Yes}} (found in CC medical room)
|-
| Pickaxe/power pickaxe||{{No}}
|-
| Stun baton||{{Yes}} (found in Kyle's, Flaborized's, and Adhara's Offices)
|-
| Igniter||{{Yes}} (Found in the MechComp vendor below UrsulaMajor's Office using the ladder)
|-
| Filled paint can||{{Yes}} (found in Gannets' Office)
|-
| Holy water||{{No}}
|-
| Gnome Chompsky||{{No}}